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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Never Give Up

Fortune may favour the brave but that's hard to remember when life is kicking you in the nuts.  Here's twenty-one  relentlessly optimistic reasons to remember that when you're at rock bottom, the only way is up.

  • In her youth, J.K. Rowling was a Bay City Rollers' fan, proving that early bad taste is no barrier to subsequent success.
  • Stephenie Meyer is a bestseller, proving that subsequent bad taste is no barrier to early success.
  • It only took one cow to burn Chicago down.
  • John Howard became Prime Minister.
  • The greatest love songs are inspired by the worst heartbreak.
  • Pauline Hanson's parents didn't drown her at birth.
  • When baby Jessica McLure fell down a 22ft well, it took rescue workers fifty-eight hours to free her.  If they didn't give up, why should you?
  • Despite the common knowledge that they go swimmingly with mint sauce and roast vegetables, spring lambs continue to gambol and frolic like there's no tomorrow.
  • Elton John once married a woman.  Now there's optimism with a capital O.
  • Male black widow spiders know they're going to be eaten (and not in a good way) straight after doing the wild thing.  Still, they do it.
  • Beethoven was completely deaf. 
  • Van Gogh was bat shit crazy. 
  • Salman Rushdie started out as a copywriter and he's still around to talk about it. (That counts as two.)
  • The Ayatollah bit it first.
  • Rainbows.
  • Before he became a household name, Jesus was a carpenter, as was Harrison Ford, although the latter wasn't formally qualified.  Now that I think about it, it's highly unlikely that Jesus' apprenticeship papers were ever checked.
  • Dave Allen died in his sleep, proving once and for all that God has a sense of humour.
  • Salmon swim incredible distances upstream, inviting death by hungry bear just to spawn.  I mean, not even to have sex, but just to spawn.
  • Lightning misses most of the time (although one American was hit seven times.  Having survived them all, he shot himself.  Try to pull some optimism out of that.)
  • Sometimes glasses bounce.
  • Madonna was once so poor she had to pose nude for money.  It must have grown on her because when she was rich she kept doing it.
  • Tom Cruise became a movie star despite being dyslexic.
  • Nicole Kidman became a movie star despite being Nicole Kidman.
  • Dan Brown calls himself a writer and hasn't been sued for libel yet.
  • Innumeracy is no barrier to being a writer.
  • Keith Richards is still breathing.  If that isn't testament to optimism, I don't know what is.
© 2012 Susan Bennett
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5 comments:

  1. This is a fantastic list :) Educational *and* entertaining! :)

    Why don't you have an email subscription link?? :)

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    1. Maybe because I'm a techno-idiot. Hard to believe I used to work in technical support. For you, Liz, I shall.... eh, Liz! You've led me astray!!! I see very clearly a little thing at the right hand bottom of this box that says "Subscribe by email." Oh, Liz, how could you do it?

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  2. Well that thing at the corner of this box is to subscribe to comments on this post specifically, which I have subscribed to. I believe the box up there is to subscribe to email, which I either totally missed earlier, or you just added it. I'm guessing I missed it. But I have subscribed now! Now your wonderful posts will come right to my email and I shall be counted among the lucky :)

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    1. No, you caught me, Liz. I just added it. Thanks for pointing it out.

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    2. lol don't worry, you can delete my reply and no one will be the wiser :)

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