Celebrity Chefs: A Coup de Wank

You gotta hand it to celebrity chefs.  They're absolutely passionate about fresh food until someone offers them a bucketload of cash.  Then they'll sell their mother down the river and scramble over her bloated corpse in their haste to get their hands on the dough. 

This week's miraculous conversion from suffering-for-my-art-food-is-my-life to oh-processed-food-is-delightful goes to Marco Pierre White, who is trying to flog us commercially prepared, packaged stock.  Judging by the ad, dear Marco's message seems to be that packet stock is good enough for home cooks.

Marco, I wouldn't use packet stock for an enema, much less in my cooking.

If it's so natural, how come it stinks like a chemical factory?

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