What happened was this: I was walking down the street when I saw George in his backyard, looking for his cat. Puss, in the way of cats, was in the front yard, completely ignoring George's calls. So I called out to George, letting him know that puss was round the front.
He came through the house and out the front door, smiling broadly, and took puss and me inside.
George and I stood in the kitchen, shooting the breeze, neither of us acknowledging the fact I was buck naked. George kept his eyes trained on mine, as I did his, even though my boobs were looming large on my horizon.